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A Brief History Of The Swizzle Stick
Swizzle it, you SOB! Swizzle sticks are known as whisks, beaters, mixers, blenders, and swizzle sticks. We love swizzle sticks, to be honest, for the name. Think about it – how many thymes a week do...
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The Many and Varied Reasons why Eggs aren’t Egregious!
Eggs! Egregious, adjective. Definition: Outstandingly bad; shocking. Example sentences: “The egregious slander towards egregious eggs was egregious”, “The eggs were shockingly and outstandingly...
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Exclusive Recipe: Egg and Pineapple Soup!
The ingredients you’ll need: eggs and what constitutes half a pineapple. You just need some pine and you’re all set! You may have noticed we invent a lot of soup based recipes. This is because we love...
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Exclusive Recipe: Tumble Dryer Eggs (like scrambled eggs, but with tumble...
Eggs! The need to be more environmentally friendly when cooking is paramount, pertinent, perplexing, pernicious, palpable, provocative, and perpendicular. Indeed, in these heady days of organic donuts,...
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Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)
Evocative, huh? Add in some noodles and it’s eggvocative… lol. You all know what a bulb is – it’s that thing up there in your ceiling which allows you to see where you’re going come evening time. You...
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Scotch Egg: Another Strange English Food Thing
Rather! Continuing our look at weird traditional English foods (Bovril the other week), here’s one of the strangest of the lot. It’s an egg with a deep fried twist. What is a Scotch Egg? Okay, this...
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Boiled Egg With Soldiers: Line Them Up For a Tasty Breakfast
Soft boiled! In England, rolling out a soft boiled egg with a line of toasted soldiers is about as nationalistic as it gets. However, as a breakfast it’s also super tasty! About as mega as it gets, one...
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Scrambled Eggs: Breakfast or Lunch Special Anyone Can Cook
Eggy weggies! Okay, so scrambled eggs aren’t distinctly British. They’re referenced in culture from as far back as the Roman times right up to modern shows such as Frasier. So, you’re probably quite...
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Fried Egg WANTED Dead or Alive –£10,000 Reward [Sponsored Post]
EMERGENCY! Have you seen this Fried Egg!? If so, we need your help! The sanctity and national security of Great Britain depends upon YOUR actions! WANTED: Fried Egg With Awful Puns Bounty hunters...
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Boiled Egg Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]
Boiled eggs. Boiled eggs and soldiers. Boiled eggs to throw at people you do not like. Whatever your boiled egg needs, here at Boiled Egg Enterprises Ltd. we monitor all international activities of...
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